#fizzy's hcs

[fizziefactory]

Future of the Fizzies

As much as I'm making fun of how brief that ad was and all

This is actually going to do a ton for my rps. Because, to start with, will Loo Loo Fizzy be up and running still? Will he be sold off?

If the latter, @rollinpinwheel Pinwheel is going to be A Problem to whoever thinks it's a wise financial decision to buy this piece of scrap metal.

As for the fizzies on @fizziefactory ...

Mortis would continue working for Satan I'm sure, no reason to cut that contract tbh.

Thizzy and Doc I've had involved with several Belphegors, so I consider them safe and connected too. If the Fizzy Clinic for some reason gets shut down because it loses profit however, they will be sold off as well, or scrapped. Godspeed to whoever put money into purchasing Doc-

Mizzy and Ginger are sold property, however, this also means that their novelty has ran out. Mizzy's owner might keep Mizzy around because she's a wish-fulfilment in general for his loser ass, but Ginger? She works really hard, yeah... but if the kids' parents think the kids will grow bored of him (even if some of them will protest really hard), he might end up tossed in the garbage.

And there Is the possibility that if the Glam Sisters become the new bots, Mizzy's owner Will throw her out too. She Just got there, he literally bought her After Fizzarolli quit, but it also means that he might very quickly grow bored of her if the twins become a better option.

As for the factory, FF-8842 would be scrapped and remade if the Glam Sisters will become a thing, but there's also the possibility that they'll be sold for the very first time. At a Really cheap price, considering they lack certain parts to fulfil their role as a sex robot... but sold nevertheless.

And the Manager... I'm torn. I see several possibilities.

He's remade into a Glam Sister, because Mammon can't stand looking at him (and he's nothing Like Fizz in the first place) but he's too good at what he does to throw away.

He is sold off like everyone else, which would leave you with the most bitter and condescending companion bot you've ever met, who's got 1 million better things to do than to please You

He'll be scrapped and remade, just like FF-8842.

He simply leaves on his own. He's got other businesses than the Fizzy Factory going on, and he is Good with the paperwork, writing himself out of this situation is not something I can't see him do.

[fizzy-frenzy]

Do you think Pop Fizz would be a good dad? 🙏 me and my wife (WHOM I LOVE!!!) love headcanoning Jet Vac and Pop Fizz as Stormblade’s dads and I wanna know your opinions :p

OH I LOVE THAT THANK GOODNESS i've heard someone else hc Jet-Vac as Stormblade's dad and i think it's really cute !!!

i do think Pop Fizz would be a very fun dad, but in the needing adult supervision for the adult supervision kinda way, as he would probably teach the kid how to blow stuff up XJFXFJXGJ

[fizzywashere87]

:)

› 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐏𝐄 𖤓

╰ 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ✩ . . .

⊹ ࣪ ˖ a/n ☆ oh em gee!! I absolutely loved writing these (I wanna become an emercy hcs writing specialist, like, full-time) 🤍 hope you like them too heh <33

▸ there’s no such thing as ‘percy’ or ‘emma’ on the argo ii. there’s only ‘emercy’. everyone literally calls out ‘emercy’ as if it’s the name of a person. can’t find your sword? “ask emercy!”

▸ from the day you entered the group of seven and made it eight, there hasn’t been a single bad day. monsters coming? you sensed it already. luck about to go bad? you’re there to turn it around. every other demigod (especially percy) considers you their good luck charm

▸ also!! you’re telling me there’s 2 daughters of aphrodite on board, and you don’t see my vision of fashion crises, makeup fixes, and tea spilling sessions?

▸ out of them all, you’re closest to percy, piper, will, and frank (aka you five are the sunniest group of kids EVER)

▸ on game/trivia nights on the ship, it’s always you, percy, piper, will, nico, frank, and leo against annabeth, jason, hazel, thalia, and reyna (can you guess which team wins the trivia nights, and which one wins the game ones 💀)

▸ as everyone starts turning in for the night, and it gets late, leo, percy, and you are the only three remaining. you’re playing a deadly last match of uno, and the odds are not in your favour at all; but fear not, bc percy swaps cards with you right before he wins, giving you the winning cards

▸ emercy = “what are you staring at?” / “art.” trope

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[mcytchatscreenshots]

Tango and Joel??? Cute nicknames???

Does anyone have any context on fanta for tango.

[update from replies: Tango is the name of an orange fizzy drink in the UK, much like the orange fizzy drink Fanta, I declare that adorable.]

source: VintageBeef's HC 10x10

[medullamindset]

hii do u think u could perhaps do daisuke dating headcanons😓😓 can be sfw or nsfw

Yes hehehehhegeheheggeeee

The hc's are divided into general / relationship / NSFW ✦

CW: brief mention of drinking and smoking weed, uhmmmmm that's abt it?

GENERAL HC'S

✿   • 23 years old. (not sure of his birth year since it isn't established wether MW takes place in the future or the past or what)

✿   • Hes 1/2 japanese, 1/4 hispanic and 1/4 fillipino but either isn't spoken as much as english in his house so he never really picked up on the languages, knows bits and pieces tho. His mother is Japanese and his Father is Hispanic/Filipino but they met in america.

✿   • Loves all kinds of music, cannot stick to one genre for the life of him. Reggae, Pop, Techno, Metal, Country, Dad-rock, disco, experimental everything all the way to punk he doesn't care!!!! Hes dancing to all of the above, flailing his arms around and jumping like a madman

↑ I feel like some of his favorite artists would be The Cave Singers, Wooden Shjips, Gorillaz, Björk (that includes her ex-bands like K.U.K.L. and The Sugarcubes), NIN, Ariel Pink, Guns N' Roses, Ramones, RHCP and uhhh yeah just a shit load of contrast basically LOL

✿ • Chronic sims 4 player. He'll be hunched over his laptop for hours putting his poor sims through the most brutal shit and trying the most insane challenges.

His laptop is literally breathing like a dragon with all the mods he downloads-

✿   • Knows the FNAF lore by heart. He tried to be one of the Cool Kids™️ in middle school but enjoyed participating in a few "cringe" interests with the Weird Kids™️ from time to time.

✿   • Was lowkey a bit ignored by his classmates growing up. He was "too girly" for the boys and "too boyish" for the girls. So he was kinda bouncing back and forth, stuck in the middle.

✿   • Swears he'd never date a man but had so many male fictional crushes as a kid, you couldn't waterboard that info out of him but he's definetly a closeted bisexual.

✿   • Monster Energy enthusiast, drinks it like coffee. He'll complain about a headache and everything if he hasn't drank one in a while.

Loves fizzy drinks in general, he's team Dr. Pepper 😎

✿   • Has a few friends(?) That treat him kinda shitty cuz hes so gullible, think of 'em kinda like Tony, Cook, Sid and Chris from Skins UK. Cracking jokes at his expense and pretending to care abt him.. Or maybe they do but just have a really weird way of showing it❓

He goes home a little butthurt every time but doesn't wanna "be a baby" so he rarely makes a thing of it.

✿   • Ok so, i feel like ppl take the "And then theres that teeny bopper thinking only with his downstairs longnose." Dialogue from Swansea to the extreme. Cuz Swansea is usually very pessimistic and dramatic in his dialogue. Daisuke might aswell just have been complaining abt how hard it is to date on a freaking space freighter and how badly he wanted a lovelife while repairing something and Swansea decided to make a snarky/sarcastic remark abt it like he does on other occasions in game. "Capitano! Man with the plan!", "Let's hear it for Wake Rock!", "think i can already feel the ship rumb-a-tumbling through space." Ect.

Or maybe he is just a gooner i mean whaddo i know 🤷‍♀️ (pls don't attack me goonsuke fans)

✿   • Doesn't really drink that much when hes out, he'll have something if everyone else is but he rarely gets drunk-drunk. Hes a sentimental one but thats a secret shhhhh.

✿   • has tried smoking weed too but inhaled it wrong and nearly threw up from how hard he was coughing, his face was beet red for the rest of the night, 50% from the coughing, 50% from embarrassment. His friends get him into alot of stupid shit.

✿ • Talks to inanimate objects all the time and rarely thinks twice about it, like he'll bump into a table and say "sorry" or "excuse me", but if it was particularily hard on a sharp edge he'll go "owwUHH!!😠 You bitch...💔"

↑ Holding the drinks in the car still when he makes a sharp turn and saying something like "Hold on tight, Ladies." With a smirk.

↑ Tells his dishes it's "bath time!" and asked "may i take your coats?🧐" One time when peeling garlic.

✿ • Speaking of garlic he helps his mom around in the kitchen alot when making dinner, hes secretly a really good cook from just watching and learning through her but doesn't really like doing it all that much so it never lives up to its full potential. His dad is a bit scary in the kitchen on the other hand so he stays behind him lol

✿ • I headcanon his parents to be very like-..? They try to be supportive of him and encourage him to "try that" or "check out that job application" but on an emotional level they're a bit harder to get through to. Hes convinced they're dissapointed in him 24/7 what with how his mom called him a slacker. But they just want what's best for him.

He knows he'll never be like them. Just like Swansea said, hes not an ace student, career workhorse or a force of ambition. He doubts he'll ever bring in the big bucks. But that doesn't stop him from wanting to try. Hes just lost.

✿ • Hes had multiple low-paying jobs before the Tulpar like record store employée, Video store, ice cream stand or fast food employée. Top burger flipper Dai 😎🍔 but always manages to get fired somehow 🤕

✿ • That pink hawaiian shirt is just one out of dozens. He just likes them so much, each one is different from the other in color and pattern and he audibly gasps with exitement when he finds a new treasure at his local thrifts. They're literally all he wears. Hawaiian shirt, jeans, tee and jewelry. Every day. Maybe a hoodie over in the winter.. But don't mistake him for an outfit repeater.

✿ • Has been bleaching his hair since he was 20, went full yellow-ish blonde the first time but liked the outgrown roots look better.

Needs help with the back desparately 😭🙏

✿ • Had blue hair at one point as a kid and also shaved his whole head at 16 when he was feeling angsty and regretted it like crazy a week later ☠️

✿ • Wants more ear piercings SO BAD but feels shitty asking his parents for money. Grown ass man..

Lowkey also wants an eyebrow piercing but is afraid of it rejecting or getting ripped out somehow (same).

✿ • wears the most fuckass socks under those boots. Bro ONLY has silly patterned socks. Bananas, dinosaurs, stripes, stars, minecraft, spiderman, flowers, cats, literally anything.

RELATIONSHIP HC'S

✿ • Constantly wonders why you're dating him. Like you're just so cool and pretty and hes just "meh" in his eyes. He is so ready for you to dump him for some hung, beefy biker any second the first three months of your relationship.

✿ • Looks to you for your opinion all the time before deciding something. Sometimes it's just "Does this shirt look good??" But other times he really has to double check with you before making a big decision. He undermines himself quite often, he doesn't realize how smart and independent he actually is or could be. Dissmissing his thoughts to hear yours.

Thats when u have to try and mindfuck slash convince him into trusting his own intuition.

✿ • Loves watching you do your makeup (if u wear any). He'll just be sat behind you and watching everything you do in the mirror. Guesses what the products are before you use them.

↑ Wants u to kiss him all over after applying lipstick.

"But, baby, it'll stain :("

"Yes please!" *points to cheek.*

↑ Also begs you to do his eyeliner from time to time when you're going out. Adores the way you hold his jaw and stare at him in focus.

✿ • if you do piercings or are like "in training" hes begging YOU to do the piercings for him ‼️ "Please baby, please, i'llSuckIt,I'llBuyTicketsToThatConcertNextMonth,I'llBuyYouANewCar,I'llDoAnythingJust PLEASEEE pierce my rook!!!!" Hes literally on his knees with his hands clasped together.

↑ if you're not a pro tho, getting pierced together is definetly a date idea. You'd have a jar with the words "PiErciNG cAsH" scribbled on it standing proudly in your kitchen that you both drop money into regularily.

↑ puts on a brave face when the needle comes but bro has the lowest pain tolerance ever. Fainted once. You had to feed him kitkats till he could stand up.

NSFW HC'S

✿ • Is a virgin but not completely clueless, hes come close to losing his virginity before but both he and the other person pussied out. Got a handjob once tho!

He knows where the clit is from watching porn el oh el

✿ • Has moles all over, not just his face. He has a few on his arms and back but the most noticable(prettiest) ones are the ones on his chest and stomach <3 allllll the way down to his pubic bone.

i need to draw that..

✿ • LOVEEEESSS HICKEYS. Giving and receiving, he just can't help himself. Wears those purple bruises PROUDLY and can't wait for you to leave new ones once they've faded.

Loves seeing you with them too, it's just such an ego boost when he pulls back and sees you littered in them for everyone to see and know. But if you really don't want them to be anywhere visible he'll be like urgghhhh fiiinee.

You always have atleast one hickey somewhere with Daisuke as ur boyfriend.

✿ • Likes cowgirl, but his fav position is missionary, he gets so lost in the sause when fucking you dude. Whining and gasping into the crook of your neck as he tries not to bust early, stopping his agonizing pace every once in a while to grind his hips into yours, trying to dig himself as deep as possible before picking his pace back up again.

✿ • Pretty average in size, like 5-6 inches and girthy, his tip is like a #cc8976 and his cum is actually not that bad, he drinks alot of water. like ALOT. Hes literally a human fountain

✿ • is a chatterbox in the sheets, cringes a bit at dirtytalk but like "accidental dirtytalk" when hes inside you MFHH. Babbling about how good u feel. No degredation is flying out his trap 'round here.

- "Mnhh, fuckk.. Feel so good, baby.. I'm close-..!"

- "You're so wet,.. Mfhh-.. Hah.. This wet all 'cause of me, babe?"

- "God you're so hot-!! Hahh.. How could i get so lucky? Hm-?.."

✿ • Is a bit silly on impulse sometimes, hes the type to smile and wave at you if you look back at him during doggy hehehahGJDH

He'll apologize profusely after, trying to supress his giggles when you call him a fucking moron KSJAHSBD

OR

*taps on your ass like a keyboard and inserts his dick*

"I'm in. 🧑‍💻"

Hehe i love silly sex

✿ • He loves cumming inside you so much, holds resentment towards condoms cuz they prevent him from doing so. He likes it RAW and without restraints!! But he respects you and your wishes so if you really want him to wear one he'll suck it up lol

✿ • Hes a munch, but honestly he just loves having his mouth on you in general. Getting sloppy with your sex, kissing up your stomach, latching onto your tits and sucking on your neck.

God just imagine him tucking his hair behind his ears lazily before going to town MEOWWWWWWW

✿ • Needs reassurance. It kinda borders on praise kink(?) but generally he just wants to know if hes doing good. If he sees even the slightest bit of boredom or discomfort on your face hes pulling away immediately to double check.

Once again with the whole "accidental dirtytalk" thing. He'll ask you something, genuienly seeking confirmation.. But he just says it so out of breath and whiny it sounds borderline filthy sometimes.

- "That the spot, baby?"

- "This ok?" / "You like that?" / "Right there, babe?"

He just wants to please you :((

Sigh..

Click

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[littlelostmoon]

Hey, welcome. I love to hear other people's headcanons about my husband (obiwan). And I also leave a request if you are open ofc 🫶🏻

-🪷

assorted obi-wan headcanons a/n thanks for the req! i have a ton of random hcs for obi-wan & they're so fun to actually write down lmao. hope you're having a nice day (..◜ᴗ◝..) tags gender neutral reader. sfw & nsfw (at the end). alcohol mentioned.

silly / random

vegetarian although he rarely has the time to cook for himself. i don't see him as the holier-than-thou type, just never liked meats. probably the texture?

a few years after the battle on mustafar he buzzed his hair again (lmao) but ended up hating it & wore a hood until it was mullet-length.

his living area in coruscant is completely devoid of personality to discourage lingering. literally the most basic furniture and plain, dark walls. unscented everything. sterile like a fancy hotel room.

never listens to music and will not give you his opinion on a song even if your life depended on it.

very modest with alcohol. only got super drunk once in his life (padawan years) and tried to irritate everyone around him. now, he has such amazing self control & hardly anyone can tell if he's been drinking. to make matters worse, he's not a social drinker. visits the corner of a bar on special occasions. you learned to ask if he's 'had a few' if he's acting sassier than usual.

when alone, he sleeps flat on his back with one arm folded over his chest. only one pillow needed.

this man hates fizzy drinks for some reason.

when the weather is cold, his nose area and lips get really dry. probably keeps one of those mini moisturizing balms on-hand and doesn't care if people think he looks weird with it smeared on.

romantic

obi-wan's body is a furnace. i don't make the rules. always so warm and cuddly. dizzy and feverish. if you're laying with him, nine times out of ten you'll have to cool off at some point.

while we're on the topic— he cuddles you in his sleep. always murmuring your name and tightening his grip on your waist.

whatever your hair care routine is, no matter what hair type you've got, he learned it and will offer to wash / braid / cut / dye / oil it for you. every. single. time. have you seen his hair? he knows what he's doing.

initiates hand-holding mostly by putting his hand on top of yours and waiting for you to lace them together.

in his younger years, he was a shameless flirt / womanizer as an act of rebellion against the 'rules,' but post-tpm era, he's a lot more serious about it (though some witty moments come through after he feels comfy). more interested in inviting you over for tea because you're out of teabags, or offering to clean / fix things for you. things you can almost brush off as friendliness.

yes, i'm dropping hints that his (giving) love language is acts of service.

loves having his back scratched, though he refuses to ask for it. he has no idea that it's a common relaxing gesture— thinks it's some quirk of yours that you sometimes do while zoned out. stays completely still so you forget to stop.

mild nsfw

this man does not wear any sort of undergarments. sorry. this isn't even something i care about yet i feel it so strongly for him. he's constantly wearing so many layers of soft, loose-fitting linen that he simply doesn't need to.

would never sleep naked, though. he finds that inappropriate and has a ton of robes / loungewear.

will carry you around (and carry you to bed) no matter the occasion. possibly my favorite thing about obi-wan is that he doesn't have a concept of the performative aspect of romance nowadays; he won't pick you up because he wants to make you feel small or protected or something to boost his own ego. he wants to get you where he wants (needs) you as fast as possible while remaining his sensual, old-fashioned self.

super loud. this is barely even a headcanon. he's got a range of grunts & high, breathy, open-mouthed moans. i need him.

i don't see him being stereotypically 'dominant' (he's not the type to care about rigid labels or expectations and is quite the gentleman) but once in a while when he's in those sarcastic moods where he wants to annoy you a bit, this will translate into the bedroom.

still gets shy / timid when you step out of the bath or shower in a robe or get dressed in front of him.

hardly ever tells you directly that he's turned on. you can tell by the way he kisses you or how pink his cheeks are. it works.

see above when i talked abt his love language— he is not above using acts of service to get in your pants. he offers to do other things for you once he's got you happy and taken care of. i said what i said.

[1-800-crscnt]

thinking of my “Fox doesn’t like caf so he drinks energy drinks” hc again and coming up with increasingly ridiculous things about it. he must have the worst heart burn & cavities known to man, if the clones weren’t genetically modified to have super strong teeth compared to an average human (because I don’t really see much dental stuff when it comes to canon?). he wakes up and chugs something called Fizzy Engine Blast before a shift and is able to start his speeder by looking at it. the Guard does have a Jedi, but Fox sets off Force-Geiger counters with his radioactive aura from the drinks, so that’s why we don’t see a Jedi around and leading them in canon. he grew a new clone out of his back after drinking his Killer Quasar Lemonade and just didn’t notice. there’s a small group chat dedicated to pictures the Guardsmen take of the weirdest / most concerning stuff he’s seen drinking, and currently, a plain glass of water is in the lead.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

I was inspired by another anons hc so I present:

More baking headcanons!

Grian: can only bake bread (because, y’know, grain) but he’s very good at it. Like insanely good it’s the best piece of bread I’ve ever tasted kinda good. He can make plain bread, banana bread, raisin bread, bread with chocolate chips, basically anything you can come up with (just don’t ask him about the nether wart bread he tried to make once-he should have asked Tango to help honestly)

Iskall: the world where he was raised had oddly similar pastries to irl Sweden, and he makes them whenever he’s feeling homesick, or wants to cheer up a friend

Xisuma: uses chorus fruits in his baking, and even if they don’t teleport you anywhere, you still get a bit of a fizzy feeling in your stomach after you’ve eaten them

Etho: all of his pastries somehow have maple syrup in them, even when the recipe doesn’t call for it, and they always taste better for it (don’t ask him how he got the syrup, he just always seems to have a gigantic stash somewhere on the server)

Gem: is average at baking, but is AMAZING at decorating. She’s the go-to for all your decorating needs, whether that’s cookies or frosting cakes. (Sometimes, after she’s killed someone and taken their head, she bakes them something with their face on it, as a replacement and a thank you/apology depending on the situation)

Stress: bakes the weirdest combinations of ingredients she can find, but somehow they always taste amazing. She once baked allium and nether quartz cookies, and while no one could describe the taste exactly, they all agreed that it was a winning combination.

Scar: is much the same as stress, but his combinations don’t always turn out so well, because they just don’t work together, because scar accidentally added in an extra ingredient, or because he forgot how long he was supposed to leave them in the oven. (Once he somehow got rotten flesh into the batter for some sunflower and rose cake, but Cleo happily took it off his hands)

Scar might make the weirdest and most disgusting combinations, but somehow there's always a hermit who ends up liking the taste. Sometimes that's just him.

-Mod Mleem

[relax-and-read-on]

Me, on this blog: lmao space marine pepe are biiig. Biggidy big even.

Me, writing fanfic: You do not understand. I have to figure out if genital piercing would be a traditional and beleivable cultural normes on Barbarus based on environmental cue scattered across a few novels. We know they have sea so clearly there are oysters and possibly pearls ((does this means Mortarion might enjoy fizzy drink?? To persue later)), and genitals embelishments with pearls is a long traditions in south-east asia dating back to the 15th century according to wikipedia. I usually HC Barbarus as being northern france/southern enhland but thay regions does have an oyster culture, even if they aren't super pearl producing for all I know. I should call my dad that live there and ask him about pearls. Should I read the primary source on the history of body modification in south-est asia?? Oh god that's a whole ass book this is viking and homosexuality all over again-

[fizziefactory]

♥︎ Updated Caretaker!Fizzy [Fuzzy] Look & HCs ♥︎

I wasn't really all that happy with the former design of Fuzzy, I think I just lacked creativity when I made him... and I saw this??? Beautiful fizzy in the commercial?

And I just.... that one. I'm taking that.

This does make him slightly more patched together than before... I'm also leaning more into some of the kids actually being fond of him (one of the teenagers did his makeup). The kids don't hate him... many of them like him quite a lot, the baby even calms down from the sound of machinery, rather than a heartbeat, because it's more used to Fuzzy than its own mother. The reason he's so stressed out is because it's 7 goddamn kids. Even if most of them mean well... it's gonna be rough. On top of that, the parents also expect... attention.

I'm also realising that while Fuzzy is an anxious, tired and stressed out mess...

Whenever he interacts with anybody outside his household? He's got extremely little patience

[Old Art]

This is a pattern at this point that I've noticed when writing him. He can be sweet, and when he gets to talk about the kids he can be really excited... but most of the time, you're just wasting his time that he could spend looking after this family instead.

He has a love-hate relationship with his lot in life... he loves the kids a lot... but he just feels like he's not enough. He's torn to shreds, not just physically, but mentally as well. He's going to grow impatient, he's cranky when he's low on battery, sometimes he just wants to shut down for a day or five.... but he can't.

This leaves him very resentful towards anybody who was involved in his creation.

Therapist!Fizzy is desperately trying to book an appointment with him but there's never any opening-

[fanged-fanfics]

Hii! I loved the hcs you did for the poly Eddsworld trio x reader and was wondering if you could do some general Edd x reader hcs? He’s my favorite! I hope you’re doing well! 💖

☆ Fizzy Infatuation — Edd x GN Reader HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Once Edd finds out your favorite drink, he buys it all the time. Though you do have to remind him that not everyone feels the same way about favorites that he does his Cola, he likes to keep a steady supply of your preferred snacks

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Absolutely the kind of guy to suggest you watch a scary movie to try and be all suave and then he ends up being more scared than you are

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Though Edd usually likes to be a peacekeeper among his friends, he isn't afraid to stand up for you if you're feeling upset or need him to help

ᯓᡣ𐭩 His favorite way to nap is either with his head in your lap or on your chest. He snuggles in close and wraps around you as much as he can for warmth, and he sleeps very heavy so good luck getting up-

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Loves to try and crack jokes with you to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down, but if you ever just need a sympathetic ear, he'll let you sit on his bed and vent to your heart's content

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Finds it extremely adorable whenever you and Ringo are getting along, he has a bunch of pictures and videos on his phone of you and her playing or lounging around with each other

ᯓᡣ𐭩 A very frequent texter, sends you tons of messages of just whatever he's thinking or asking about you and your day. Also so many silly videos and images. He's the type to associate everything with you and send you images of two objects next to each other to be like "this is just like us!"

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Usually due to the wacky adventures he has there's a chance that whatever he's got for you is going to end up broken or destroyed. Hence he now always gets you several gifts at once to make sure you still get little treats and trinkets at the end of it all

[ferigrievous]

ITTETSU TAKEDA HCS ⋆˚࿔

has really long eyelashes and naturally flushed cheeks to the point where his students are jealous.

is canonically a literature teacher so you know hes that one teacher everyone thinks is gay but ends up having like a wife and two kids or some shit

(i personally hc him as gay but if we're being realistic he is so that teacher dude like theres no way)

got stuck in a classroom once after school because the door jammed and he was too afraid to ask someone to help him. he sat there grading papers until someone found him, three hours later.

talks to himself.

gets mistaken for a student at least once a year.

has the worst caffeine tolerance known to man but drinks coffee anyways

cannot parallel park to save his life.

hates calling in sick. will literally be on his deathbed and will still wonder if he could make it. 

has frequent dreams where he just forgets to write in kanji despite being a japanese lit teacher 

had a scene phase in first year and still sometimes logs onto his myspace to feel something

sets 5 alarms two minutes apart but always wakes up before the first one even goes off

stationery nerd. only grades with a 0.3 muji or nothing at all. also always keeps one on him.

used to be much shyer than he actually is, but forced himself out of it for the sake of his students.

has the spice tolerance of a thai person. makes keishin embarrassed because he cant handle spice.

gets drunk so unbelievably quickly that you cant even pregame with him

everyones favourite teacher. does not have a moment of peace during the school day because  students greet him in the mornings, eat lunch with him, and say goodbye to him in the afternoon

gets so unbelievably sunburnt so easily even if he wears spf 100. burns like a white man.

loves crosswords and sudoku and trivia and anything in that genre of puzzle

gets really excited about snow days but pretends to be annoyed like all the other staff.

used to be that kid that would be hyped as fuck to clean the blackboard at the end of class

unironically has a mug that says ‘i teach, what’s your superpower?’

waters down his soda instead of buying a non-fizzy version because keishin doesnt sell it

always has a window cracked open in the classroom even if its the dead of winter

insists on walking everywhere even if it takes longer

is always convinced that he left the microwave on everytime he leaves the house even though he literally doesnt own one

deathly scared of deep water but still goes to the beach because he loves hanging out with people

secretly dreams of publishing a book but won’t admit it

is the type to bring snacks for everyone without being asked.

uses a paper planner and color codes everything. digital calendars give him anxiety.

his eyesight is actually so unbelievably bad that he pays extra to get thin lenses so people dont make fun of him despite him literally being a grown man

calls his mom every friday night, no exceptions.

gets stressed out by online forms. will call customer service before trying to fill one out. keishin is the other way around.

was a vegetarian for two years. not for health. just couldn’t justify eating meat. still eats mostly plant-based, but is a little more forgiving to himself now.

gets really into history documentaries and has surprisingly strong opinions about ancient rome.

lowkey terrified of public restrooms

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Outsiders hcs!

johnny is a sprite fanatic, like pony with pepsi but worse

cherry secretly despises heals because they dig into her skin a lot.

pony, dallas, and johnny hang out outside of the gang a lot, just dilly dallying around town being little shits

sassy man apocalypse got to the gang..

darry hates fizzy/carbonated drinks, only drinking pop if its flat

steve has broken his nose approximately 7.5 times, the 0.5 is because when he was born it was just naturally crooked since the bone structure was developed weirdly.

the Steve one is so creative I love this

-JC

[toffeebrews]

Ink sans headcanons!

Disclaimer: I don't claim anything to be canon. Although, I tried to make sure it didn't conflict with canon for the most part. Erm, I also didn't check the tag before I made this, so of any these are canon/popular hcs i didn't know before making this.

Ink has something similar to a bag of holding tied to his belt. He picks up little trinkets in the aus he visits (something small, of course, like a flower!) It can hold an endless amount of objects. It also stands as as way of reminding him of where hes been and who he's met! he puts any gifts he gets there as well.

He has this weird ability that if you point at something he knows the exact hex code and color name it is. Why? Not even he knows, but it may be a creator giving him knowledge somehow thing.

For his paints? They all taste a little different. They taste like, something? But the exact flavor is so vague it's "hard for him to describe". If anything, they taste like a whole bunch of flavors at once. A little overwhelming to the palate. They all differ in sensation as well, fizzy, smooth, milky etc.

(more yapping under the cut)

Consistency wise, they both smell and have the thickness of acrylic paint. Specifically that kinda watery acrylic paint you can get for cheap at a store (like apple barrel).

Each of his vials has three dosages. One vial is like daily usage. But they can sometimes run out unevenly depending on how bad/good that day is (ex: on an extremely bad day, he has to take more of a positive emotions) so he had extra markings to "top off". Given there's no consistent time frame hes in, he just takes them whenever he wakes up. [ note: this particular headcanon was partially inspired by @/the-local-eldritch-microwave headcanon lol ↓]

He can actually last maybe about few days without his vials, but his emotions just become duller after 24-48 hrs. Taking a sharp decline after about 72 hrs. Their mobility and mental health declines with it as well, so he'd rather not wait for the decline to start! haha unless he got stuck in some situation where he had no choice!!! :D haha

He tried chugging all his vials at once for experimentation! He vomited everywhere. He'll not be attempting that again. Too much at once...

He has a reallllyyyy long scarf so he has enough room for all of his notes. It drags behind him and also dramatically blows behind him when there's a draft. It tracks stuff in it, due to its length. The bottom of his scarf is all colorful because of all the crap hes tracked in it! LOL

If he ever needed it, he'd add more fabric to the end for more notes. I guess eventually it would get cartoonishy long. At least, until it became completely impossible to manage.

On that topic, hes actually quite messy. Although, its more in a "organized chaos" sorta way. He knows where everything is, even if you don't. hes also MESSY not dirty very clear distinction!

In my mind the reason Ink would have a gap tooth in my version is when he was a "sketch" his teeth were more uh implied? So when he's born (how the hell would you word that? conceived? idk) he now has a permanent gap tooth.

[cutielights]

Fizz x Ozzie X Tiny! S/O (gn)

Tw: none

I’m picturing this as like 4ft tall? Hc

They absolutely love your height, constant teasing.

But if it gets to much or you don’t like it, they’d ease up

SITTING. ON. OZZZIE’S. SHOULDER.

You and fizz would constantly be sitting in Ozzies fluff, like that looks so fluffy let me in.

I’m sorry but Ozzies probs almost stepped on you a few times

He can’t help it!

Knows to be more careful now

Fizz using air horns to wake you up is definitely a great way to start the day

Trying on Fizzy’s spare hat thing only for it to fall over your eyes

Fizz constantly scooping you up with his stretchy arms.

One moment you just chilling and the next your feet are off the ground

Kisses!

Kisses from the sky specifically

Pulling Fizz down by his jacket to kiss him

Accidentally falling asleep in Ozzies fluff after pulling an all-nighter

Speaking of his fluff you and Fizz hide in it when he goes to meetings

After the Striker and Crimson incident he doesn’t want to take chances

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Don’t know what kind of requests you take- but if you’re comfortable can we have some Ozzie and Fizz x reader (poly) smut pls! Go crazy, I wanna see your creative take on it :)

Of course I'd love to I've never been requested on here! I'm not sure what pronouns you'd like? But I'll do she/ her . This is a short part 1 I will do part two soon

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Third pov

Y/n was the new face of the Ozzie brand she started out in he'll with not alot working 9/5 every day soon getting fired she needed a new job and got a job in the lust ring as the famous Ozzie's there where so met her lovers asmodeous the kink of last himself and non other then the famous clown fizzarolli after years of working they asked y/n to join there polly relationship in which she evidently said yes since she's had a crush on them since she started working at Ozzie's now she worked along side her partners as the new face of Ozzie's toy company she tested items from time to time or posed with them for Ozzie to put on his shops sinstagram but another challenge has recently been haunting y/ns mind ....

First pov

" happy valentines dayyyyyyyy!!!!" I groan waking up to fizzys loud horn and yelling I feel Ozzie's massive fluffy body move groaning I wake up sitting up and spitting some of my y/hc hair from my mouth

Time skip

I was dressed all dolled up in a y/fc dress coming home from a long day of luxury complimentary by Ozzie himself "only the best for my lovers~♡" as Ozzie would say himself I kick off my heels and slipping my jewellery off I feel cd metal fingers slide up my waist " fizzy what are you doing~?" I hum giggling as he undoes the back of my dress " nothingggg~♡" he coos his voice still deep and raspy I see Ozzie come over " mmm what a perfect day~ ready for an even more perfect night~♡" Ozzie's voice purs his toan feeling like warm honey that warmed my body he smelt nice who's kidding he smelt amazing he always did " oh ~?" I smirk a bit slipping down my dress I had on a deep purple langeri set on under my dress Ozzie hummed in approval I feel myself lifted up by fizz he used his legs to push us up to get on the large bed coverd in roses Ozzie lays down making the bed dip "oh you guys~♡" I smile softly fizzy smiles like a Goof proud of his romantic idea "you like babe~? All my idea!" He grinned Ozzie rolld his eyes " mm I do but I was thinking-" fizzy blinked and Ozzie hummed "-I was hoping for ...a not so romantic evening ~♡ I bit my lip and slip my langeri off to show my naked y/sc body " oh you could have said so dear~♡" Ozzie's tempting voice fills the air " wow you're really saddle with what you want ~♡" fizzy tease

Sorry to do this but come back for part 2🥴where you get absolutely slutted out by these two fine men